Thursday, July 9, 2015

London, England: July 3-4, 2015 - Grand Finale

"I know that I am honored to be witness of so much majesty" -Sara Teasdale (by way of Ēriks Ešenvalds)

Alright. It's time to finally write this up. Been home for longer than I was even on the trip. Rested. Recovered. Ready to type this all out.

The Grand Finale of my big ol' EuroTrip was the one place I'd actually visited before, London. I think it was an excellent place to end. I mean, hey, at last an English-speaking country! Although as Georgios pointed out, it is one of the most diverse cities in the world. It is also apparently uniquely situated to be the financial capital of the world, since its business day intersects with both the Asian and American business days, so they get essentially double the market of anyone else. This One Guy said they do like 3 trillion dollars of transactions a day. I found that fascinating.

But anyway, we took the Eurostar train, AKA the chunnel, from Paris into London, which travels very fast and only took like 2 hours. And look what platform our train arrived into:


How appropriate for London.

We made our way to the hostel to drop our bags off since it was too early to check in, then headed to lunch. A group of us walked about a block to a take-out Indian place and got various curries and masalas and whatnot. Ate it back at the hostel. Checked in. Got our metro cards. The standard. Pretty used to the routine by this point. Isn't it odd how even in constant travel, changing languages and cultures every two or so days, we can still fall into routine?

Brief walking tour of London followed next, just to get our bearings in the city. Most of it I remembered. Picadilly Circus. Trafalgar Square. Yep yep, good good.




Journeyed as far as Big Ben/Westminster before splitting off into subgroups again.


I'm sure everyone knows this by now, but it's one of Londoners' favorite gotcha facts: Big Ben is not the clock tower. Big Ben is the bell. File that away for the next time you're a panelist on QI.

We actually had really excellent weather in London - bright and sunny, but not too warm like Paris, all the way until the morning we left. A welcome surprise.

Roughly half of us had signed up for a Harry Potter tour, which I thought sounded cool, but wasn't really sure what it would be. Turns out it was essentially just a standard walking tour of London, but through the lens of Harry Potter. So when we walked to the Millennium Bridge, for instance, we did so because "this is the bridge the Death Eaters blow up in the sixth film!" and not because it's, you know, a landmark. 


Some artist has taken to drawing little graffities on dried chewing gum:


But anyway, the tour was neat. Saw the actual storefront where they filmed exterior shots of the Leaky Cauldron. Saw the block that inspired the hustle and bustle of Diagon Alley. And we ended, of course, at King's Cross, where they've set up a little platform 9 and 3/4 with a shopping cart rammed into the wall for people to take photos next to.  Didn't stand in line for that myself. Did take a picture of where the tour guide said the "real" platform entrance would be if it weren't, you know, fictional:



And that was that for Harry Potter. Next on our list: the Big Night Out London Pub Crawl!!!!!!

I was fortunate enough to have one of my hostel roommates on the Harry Potter tour but not going on the pub crawl so I could give him my backpack to take back to the room and finally, for the first time on the trip, not be the guy up in the club wearing a freakin backpack. But it also meant no iPad and thus, no pictures. And I can't think of a single place, especially not on Facebook, where any pictures of that night might be. Ohhhh well. Whattaya gonna do?

The Pub Crawl was really great, though, and I say this as someone who was very tired of drinking by this point on the trip. We got little laminated cards that we could exchange for a "free" (paid for) shot, then of course we were free to buy any additional drinks we wanted, then after about an hour the pub crawl organizers would corral us up and march us on over to the next place, rinse, repeat. Total of five pubs.

Also, they gave us a t-shirt and markers so we could write dumb stuff all over it during the night. I was glad they gave us the shirt, because it was the only thing even remotely clean for me to wear two days later on the plane home. The markers and drunk people using them, though, meant I would need to wear a jacket over it when that day came.

We met another group from the same travel company on the pub crawl who were on their first night of a London, Paris, and Barcelona tour. They at the beginning, us at the end. Felt like passing the baton.

It was the 3rd of July - although it became the 4th by the end of the pub crawl - and there were American flags everywhere at these pubs, which sort of surprised me. I figure either they have fun celebrating despite it not being their holiday - like we do with Cinco de Mayo - or, more cynically (and more likely) - they're just pandering to who they know is going to be their customer base.

A bunch of people from our group had left after the third pub, for some unimaginable reason, so it was just a small contingent left by the time we were ready to go. Caught a red double-decker bus or two and followed someone's Google Maps bearings to get back to the hostel. Fell asleep. Apparently I abandoned Sam at the last pub.  Sorry Sam.

The next morning was another bus tour, like Paris, but this tour guide was decidedly livelier, so it went much better. It was also interspersed with getting out and getting coffee, so...yeah. Think they got a better design for their tour. Went up to this rooftop shopping complex place:


Here's the dome of St. Paul's Cathedral:


And here's the Globe Theater:


Didn't see a play there but...I did take a photo of it!!

Ended the tour by going to Buckingham Palace to see the changing of the guard:






With their ridiculous hats.

Before the local guide departed, I asked her about the evensong services held both at St. Paul's and at  Westminster Abbey. I went to the one at Westminster back in...2009? Whenever I was here with my family years ago, and as a fan of choral music, I definitely wanted to go to one again with what I assumed would be a renewed appreciation. She told me they were both at 5:00 in the evening, but that I needed to arrive early to get a good seat.

After the tour and the changing of the guards was over, a few of us crossed through this park to go find a pizza place somebody knew about or had heard about or something. Using Google Maps got us pretty close, but we couldn't find it despite being right on the dot. So we asked the first passerby where it was.

"Oh it used to be here, but they closed a few years ago". Welp.

We went anyway. It was now burgers instead of pizza, but still delicious.

We rode the bus out to this area with some like shops and touristy things, which as you know is my favorite thing ever. So I said goodbye to the group and headed out on my own. My intention was to see some of the museums, which in London are all 100% free, but with subway rides and needing to fill something out online for the travel company, I basically got to go into the National Gallery, use their wifi, and leave.  Oh well. Pretty sure I've been there before anyway. Either that or the British Museum. Whatever.

I had to leave early enough to get a good seat for evensong. I had decided to go to the one at St. Paul's, since I'd done Westminster before. Figured out my subway route, figured out where to go from the stop. Got to the cathedral and saw people going in a side entrance, so I figured that was it. Turns out I had gone into the basement, which is where like their cafe and whatnot is. But while I was down there, I could hear the great booming organ and choir from above, which was confusing since it was only about 4:15 at that point. I wondered if my guide had gotten the time wrong. Went back outside and around front to ask if the service had started yet.

"Oh, we're not doing evensong tonight, it's cancelled for a special service."

DAMN it!

I made my way back to the subway station, desperately trying to connect the many convoluted dots that would lead me to Westminster, and decided I might as well go for broke. Got about halfway to my destination and - yep, you guessed it - got on the wrong train. In my defense, it was one of those trains where two lines merge into one for a few stops, so I assumed it didn't matter which one I got on. Guess they showed me!!!

I only went one stop before realizing my error, but it cost me crucial minutes that I didn't have. Switched back to the correct line and finished my journey. Power-walked over to the abbey, trying to find the correct door to go in. Had I not done this before, I might not have found it, but luckily I had hazy memory to rely on!

Went up to the man in the silly costume at the gate. He asked if I was here for the service, I said yes, and he directed me in. Inside, more funnily-dressed people guided me down toward the front where the service itself was happening. Had to wait for a pause in the singing to take my seat. Got there maybe 5:10. I wasn't the last one to arrive, though, which made me feel better. Well, at least until the end of the evensong when I picked up a program left on one of the seats to find that the only piece I had missed was Tallis's If Ye Love Me. What!!! That's my favorite!!!

But it was lovely nonetheless, and for anyone else whose childhood was steeped in high Anglican tradition like mine was, it's an opportunity not to be missed.

I had arranged to meet everyone else at the restaurant for that night's farewell dinner rather than return to the hostel since, with the evensong, I would never have made it back in time. I got there first, sweaty, tired, backpack on, and waited. Moments later, everyone else showed up, clean, fresh, and dressed to the nines. So it goes.

After so many nice dinners along the way on this trip, the food itself at this final place failed to impress, but the event itself was great. Got to hang out with everyone one last time. At Georgios's insistence, every single person stood up and made a toast one by one. I don't honestly remember what I said but if I had to guess I'd say it was moving, cinematic, emotional, and indescribably poetic. Then, last but not least, Georgios himself stood to give his final toast, and in true Georgios fashion, dispensed a bit of wisdom:

"It's not where you travel to, but who you travel with." Well said Georgios, well said. And I can't be sure, but I think there may have been a "yes or yes?" Somewhere in there too.

Back at the hostel, Bri had too many bottles of wine to take home, and needed our help in dispensing of a few of them, which we were only too happy to oblige. Sadly, the patio area at the hostel closed, and there was no drinking in the lobby, so eventually we resorted to sitting bunched up on the long wheelchair ramp in front of the bulding, passing around the bottles, telling stories, hanging out. One by one people peeled off to go to bed or head downtown for one last raucous night out. The group got smaller and quieter, and eventually - when there were maybe a half dozen of us left - dissolved altogether.

The next morning it was grey and rainy, which is the typical London weather. Our transport to the airport was a hired driver taking a group every hour, so half of the people were gone by the time I woke up, and the other half were asleep. I rode with the Alaska girls to Heathrow, then lost sight of them checking in and going through security. Boarded my flight. Flew to Minneapolis. Finished watching Interstellar on the way. It was kinda cool being in Minneapolis again so soon. This was my last stop on the last trip I took! I remember that Carribou!

What was weird was that it felt like the right time - like, time of day - back in America. I had boarded my flight at around noon in London and spent 8 hours on the plane, but it felt like it should be about 3:30 in the afternoon when I landed. Guess my internal clock was just as ready to be back as I was.

And I guess that makes it sound like I didn't enjoy the trip, which is of course untrue. I know I'm quite lucky and fortunate to have been able to go on a trip like this. The last couple posts made it seem like more work than play, but I really did have the time of my life. I got to see a hell of a lot of amazing places and check off quite a few items from my bucket list. I've now been to all of the Big Five European countries (supplemented by my youth group pilgrimage to Spain in high school). I've seen Venice, I've seen Amsterdam, I've seen the Swiss Alps. And with this introductory Euro-tour out of the way, the door is wide open for further exploration on my own.

But constantly moving will wear on anyone. Not having clean clothes or a shower to yourself will wear on anyone. And the feeling that you have to fill your time, all the time, is mentally exhausting. Even when you had free time on this trip, it wasn't really "free" so much as "self-guided". How could I go back to the hotel and rest when this is my last day in Paris, or in Italy? Sure, it will wear me out, but I can't come all the way here and not see the sights!

So you get worn out. It happened to me. But I saw what I wanted to see and had all kinds of fun, and from this vantage point, more than two weeks on the other side of it, it was beyond worth it. What I'm happy to say, too, is that I don't miss it. A lot of times after a trip I have this ache to still be there, but for this I didn't, and I think that's because I got everything out of it that I wanted to. The ache comes from the regret of what I didn't accomplish, and when there's no regret, there's no ache.

Lydia was nice enough to drive me home from the Louisville airport once I got in at around 8:30 PM. Hit the bed pretty much as soon as I walked into my apartment. Went back to work the next day. Surreal quickly shifted back into being routine. But I rested, recuperated, and recharged. And slowly but surely, the itch to travel is coming back. I read about far off places. I whizz around Google Earth intently. I wake up on empty days wondering where I could make it to and from by nightfall.

And before you know it, I'll be off again.

Friday, July 3, 2015

Paris, France: July 1-2, 2015 - Reminder

Oh, Paris. Paris, Paris, Paris. Paris was a dream. More specifically, a nightmare.

The phrase "hot mess" describes most of us pretty well right now, in more ways than one. Funny what dumping poison into our bodies on a daily basis and not sleeping does to a person. Not to mention Bri's mystery spider bite, Tess's bum knee and my swollen stubbed toe. And Steph got sick. And Allie got sunburned.

But the worst thing was that we arrived in Paris in the middle of a freak heatwave. It was over 100 degrees when our train pulled in on Wednesday, and we had to stand around in the sweltering heat while Georgios got our metro tickets. Everyone felt like they were melting. Luckily we had an air conditioned bus to the hotel, but when we got into our rooms, the power went out. By the time they fixed it, we were back out in the heat and on our way to the walking tour of Paris:




Whatever monument that last one is is undergoing restoration, so they put it in a box.


We then took the confusing mess of a metro to the Eiffel Tower area to prepare for our cruise of the river Seine, which was scheduled for 8:00 PM, giving us around 10 minutes for dinner. Most of us ran to a grocery store, but I couldn't find anything that fast, so instead I had to settle for Subway. First night in France and I'm eating fast food.

Finally we get to the boat, only to have the attendant tell us our group was too big for the 8:00, so we had to wait for the 8:30. So once again we had to just sit in the heat and wait. Finally we board for the cruise, and according to Georgios, they were using a different boat than usual, so instead of the nice double decker with plenty of room, we get stuffed into this crowded boat like sardines:


Of course I get stuck in the middle!

I know, I know. I've learned this lesson before. Gotta remember my Indianapolis trip with Emily, gotta remember the Virginia trip to Newport News. This is the nature of travel. Sometimes it's pure bliss, but sometimes, things go totally wrong. Gotta be prepared for that. The trip is still worthwhile.

Plus, we did stop at a French chocolatier, and Georgios bought us all macaroons.


So it wasn't ALL bad.

I essentially just commiserated and drank on the cruise while other people took photos and oohed and aahed at the sights. Most people in our group bought wine at the grocery store, and many of them were willing to share. I drank a warm rosé and some cheap sparkling and waited for the cruise to end, marinating in my own sweat. I took zero pictures.

Finally, once the cruise ended, we were able to go up in the Eiffel Tower, and the Paris stop became a little better. The Eiffel Tower is MASSIVE, by the way. Everyone knows what it looks like, but for me at least, the scale I imagined it being was way off.



Bought the tickets to go up. In line, the security guard tells us we can't bring any glass up there. That was a problem for the many people who still had multiple bottles of unopened wine on them. The guard would not let us leave them and get them on the way back. We had to consume.

So I had to help chug a bunch of warm, cheap wine as fast as possible. Awful. 

But going up was pretty great. We reached level two right at dusk, so we got to see the city just as it was lighting up. Speaking of lighting up, the tower suddenly started doing this:



We then got a second ticket for the very top, which was definitely worth it. The view:



Spectacular.

On our way to the bottom, our group got fragmented, so it ended up being just four of us together going back. We successfully figured out the metro lines to get us to the hotel, and we had almost made it...when the trains stopped running. Apparently the cutoff is 1 AM. Write that down.

So, we had to walk the rest of the way. About 30 minutes, so not horrible. And we met up with the rest of our group along the way. Asked a local for directions. Got a little lost. Classic Paris experience.

The next morning, we had a bus tour of the city with a local guide. This was a bad idea. For one, it was very early, and almost everyone had been out late. Second, and more importantly, the guide had a very soothing, monotone voice that literally put all of us to sleep. I'm not kidding. One hundred percent of us were asleep at some point during the more-than-two-hour bus ride.

After the tour, most people had signed up for an optional tour to Versailles, but I had elected not to. This was the third and final of the extra excursions you could sign up for when you booked the trip. I'm sure seeing the palace would have been impressive, but I was more interested in seeing things, you know, in Paris. Eiffel we had checked off the list the previous night. I had two other destinations on my must-see list, and with everyone else headed for Versailles, I had to manage seeing them on my own.

The first was the Louvre museum. On my way, I crossed that one bridge with the love locks on it:


There might be more than one of those bridges. I don't know.

Figured out the metro no problem. Finally got there:


The line to go in through the pyramid was huge, but luckily I had been told about the secret side entrance called the Carousel. No line at all. Got my ticket, got lunch, and got in way before I would have even hit the pyramid if I had waited in that line.

My first stop in the Louvre was obvious. I had to see the Mona Lisa. For most of the exhibits, they have signs pointing you in the right direction that say like, "Greek sculptures" or "Italian paintings", but for the Mona Lisa, they just have a picture of it and an arrow. They know what people are here to see.

Down this hall:


And into the room:


As close as I got:


It is pretty small. And it's not even the most impressive thing in the room. But it's the most famous painting in the world, and we still have it! The actual paint that DaVinci put on the canvas. Pretty cool.

After seeing it, I was free to wander around at my own pace and actually, you know, enjoy the Louvre. Some stuff:




That statue changes depending on the angle you look at it from. Hard to explain. Like, it seems to be going forwards or backwards. Should've gotten another picture.

The hall of naked people:


Babe Ruth:


This ugly thing:


The other iconic statue everyone comes to see, the Venus de Milo:


A sphinx:


Honestly you could spend years photographing everything in the museum. I'll cut it short here. I left through the pyramid:


Next, I boarded the metro again to my next destination: Notre Dame. 


There was another massive line to get in, and I almost skipped it, but I'm glad I didn't. Ultimately, I figured that I wouldn't want to leave Paris saying "yeah I could have gone into one of the most famous cathedrals of all time but I didn't want to spend 15 minutes in line." That would be ridiculous.

Inside was spectacular. Definitely beats Frankfurt and Munich:




Did my usual thing that I do in these churches: picked a seat near the front, took it all in. There was an intersting little like, mini-museum around the back behind the chancel that told some of the history of the catheral. Started building it in like 1165. How can anything be that old?

As I left, there was a newlywed couple taking pictures:


Don't think they got married at Notre Dame itself, although holy moley what a venue that would be.

Navigated my way back to the hotel and took a much-needed shower. The aforementioned stubbed toe had appeared by that point, and I'm sure walking around on it for about four hours didn't help it. So I sat myself on the bed and chilled out. Took a short nap. It was wonderful. At 6, I met back up with everyone downstairs to go to our gourmet French dinner. Asked them how Versailles was. Apparently that same droning guide from the bus tour had gone with them, and they said that the palace was cool, but the tour was pure torture. Two people had even gone ahead on their own just to get away.

The gourmet dinner was probably the highlight of Paris. We were there at the same time as another group travelling with the same company, but on a 25 day tour rather than our 16. It was like looking into an alternate reality. What if this had been my tour? What if these had been my friends?

We were the only ones in the place, and we filled it completely. I got french onion soup and chicken in wine sauce, with chocolate mousse for dessert. Tried escargot (it was pretty good!). Wine was brought to the table in pitchers with free refils. Musicians played and sang and got us to sing along. Once again, Chelsey got up and sang, and Georgios danced. It was a fun little callback, a nice reminder of our time in Italy.

It was also a good reminder of that lesson I'd learned many times before: you take the good with the bad. Paris was awful for the first several hours, but it got better, and was still a good experience to have. What if I had given up when it was bad (if that had been an option)? I wouldn't have seen Paris at night from the top of the Eiffel Tower. I wouldn't have seen the Mona Lisa or Notre Dame. And I wouldn't have eaten that delicious meal, singing and getting rowdier by the glass with two tour groups. 

It was a worthy trade-off. The cost of the trip isn't only money, but also the time and effort paid to get to those wonderful moments. And it's almost always worth it.

But I will say this: Paris wasn't this dream destination people expect it to be. It's noisy and crowded and touristy, and once you've seen the sights, it really is time to go. You have to be prepared for that, or you will be severely let down. That's the other side of the coin. These experiences are worth it, but you might not think so if you don't have realistic expectations going in. That's essentially what I've found throughout this whole trip.

After the dinner, I took the tram home with a few people and crashed in my bed. Paris wore me completely out. Got up this morning, and hopped on the train again. We're almost done with this thing. One more stop, then it's over. I've had a great time, but I'm honestly ready to return to the states. 

I can't imagine how those people on the 25 day tour are surviving, much less the people on the the 35 day one, which is the biggest this company offers. Now that would be a nightmare.